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Though you're about to lose your home, the CEO of Bear Stearns is still doin' fine

March 25th 2008 10:49
Ashley Alexandra Dupre Eliot Spritzer's call girl
Whew! I was really worried there for a second... with the housing bubble bursting in America, sending its gooey insides all over suburban America, I was starting to feel concerned for the top 1%.


What's going to happen to the executives of all these massive banks, the banks that have irresponsibly invested billions of dollars in fancily-named investments that were a facade for bad credit mortgages? If they don't get their yearly bonus, what'll happen to that new beachside bungalow in St. Tropez? What about the annual booze-cruise? What about $3 000/hr prostitutes?

Well, Eliot Spritzer might be under attack, but James Cayne, the ex-CEO of Bear Stearns, is feelin' fine like wine. After all, he just collected $232 million in compensation in the past 10 years, which is about equal to the federal bailout of Bear Stearns.

No, it's all good - see, Cayne gets his money, Bear Stearns gets your tax money, and then you, the sucker that's put money into your pension, which was invested in Bear Stearns, gets to eat cold cans of peas when you're old.

It's called socialism for the rich, and it's what we've got on sale here. Of course, the government has to bailout the sheepishly shrugging banks - otherwise consumer confidence plummets like a rolling stone in quicksand.

Might I suggest that the government use the billions in bailout money to bailout low-income homeowners? That way, people keep their homes, the banks get their money back. It might not avert the crisis, created by these nasty bankers, one hand in their underpants, one hand creating risky investments, but it'd feel a lot better.




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Comment by Anonymous

March 25th 2008 15:43
its fog cibby,

well now, I am SOOOO glad I read this!!

Now I can fall into an untroubled deep sleep, knowing the rich and fatuous are still able to live a life of total self indulgence and personal gratification with all things outrageously expensive.

I hope they drown in their spas...choke on their caviar...

or give me their money...I'd be EVER so much more friendly and appreciative and tip well!!

cheers

fog

Comment by Howard

March 25th 2008 19:43
You can't bail out the mortgages, the money will just get sucked back into the system, and the system as it is now, sucks. You have to freeze the foreclosures, and just get rental payments for now. You have to protect the chartered banks. And most of all, you have to go with LaRouche's Homeowner and Bank Protection Act. Now before 17 US states, and I believe there is an Aussie version.

PS- I think the Fed is guaranteeing $30-billion in loans.

Comment by Cibbuano

March 25th 2008 20:15
fog, I'm glad you are compassionate towards the huddled masses of CEOs, stretching out their hands for another yacht payment.

howard, you're probably right. I admit that I know nothing about how the economy works. After posting this, I read an article by a financial investment firm that claimed that if the govt DIDN'T back the BearStearns buyout, there'd be no liquidity and the stock market would definitely crash.

Comment by Louie

March 25th 2008 21:15
the rules of engagement are: the richer get richer, if you pay attention you just get more and more cynical.

Comment by Jill Browne

March 26th 2008 05:30
Oh but wait, there's more.

We went through a recession in the 1980s here in Calgary (Canada), and foreclosures were a dime a dozen. There emerged the so-called "dollar dealer".

Dollar dealers are legitimate business men who buy houses at distress sale prices.

The owner (who it turns out was only ever renting from the bank) has paid whatever equity he could afford and borrowed the rest from the bank. Then the value of the house crashes and concurrently the owner stops making mortgage payments because, well, he wasn't the best credit risk in the world to begin with.

The only way for the owner to keep his house is to pay the arrears to the bank. But the owner has no money, so the wheels of justice spin for a while and the arrow lands on... EVICTION.

Then the bank owns a house it doesn't want to own. Along comes the dollar dealer, says, hey bank, how about 10 cents on the dollar? 50? Whatever it takes, it's less than what the owner was on the hook for, hence the perceived need for bail out. We didn't have government bail outs for the banks in my example. Must be some new-fangled invention.

Follow the bouncing money ball. Who are the winners and losers in this micro-economic view of the story?

Comment by Cibbuano

March 26th 2008 22:27
in case anyone's wondering, the picture of the girl in the white bikini is of Ashley Dupre, the $3 000/hr (is that the right number?) escort that came out entangling Eliot Spritzer. It's not that relevant to the post, but I still laugh at the idea..

Comment by Howard

March 26th 2008 22:54
The outing of Elliot, on whore chasing, was a dirty job. They hit him cause he wouldn't break with Hillary Clinton and go for Obama. Yes, we up near Riverdale, Bronx are still whining about what happened to Elliot!

Who ever heard of a clean politician anyway? And with the real estate money the Spitzer family has, you know the kid spent his own $80,000.

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