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Realtors, you've got to try harder than this

October 8th 2008 05:49
Here's the webpage of a real estate agent in Oregon, trying to unload this house.

Funny real estate ad with MSPaint



A nice house, isn't it?

"Bright And Clean, Single Owner Home That Is Move In Ready. Garage Is Finished Space That Is Used For A Bonus Room, Not Included In Sqft. Includes Newer Side-by-side Fridge And Front Load Washer And Dryer!"

Ok, so the ad is horribly written, with almost no skill in the English language. We can't hold that against the realtors, though, right?

Oh, they've used MS Paint to colour in the backyard with forest green.

"Heh, no one will ever know..."

"Excuse me, fine Sir, I'd like to make a cash purchase of this house, based solely on the luxurious lawn I saw on your website!"

Right - us bloggers complain enough about people using photoshop to make things look better than reality, but this is the first time that I've seen such a hilariously bad attempt. Let's pool some money together and make an offer on this house.


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